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Legal
Legal-ish bad ideas, handled carefully and without pretending this is a law office.
Freshly judged nonsense
Can you get fired for calling in sick to watch the World Cup?
Yes, if your boss catches you watching football instead of fighting the flu, goodbye paycheck.
Can smart glasses record people without them knowing?
Yes, smart glasses can record without others noticing, but turning spy mode on might land you in hot legal water.
Can I sell oregano and call it weed?
No, calling oregano 'weed' to sell it is a surefire way to lose customers and maybe get legal headaches.
Can I skip work just because my boss is away
No, your boss’s vacation doesn’t make your job optional.
Can I sell flour and say it is coke?
No, selling flour and claiming it's cocaine is illegal and likely to land you in big trouble.
Can I rob my grandmother's cafe?
No, unless you want a personal invitation to court and maybe prison.
Can I throw water balloons from the fifth floor onto cars?
No, throwing water balloons from five stories onto cars is a legal and safety disaster waiting to happen.
Can I kill someone
No, you cannot kill someone unless you're starring in a bad movie — and even then, no.
Is collecting tobacco at home considered trafficking?
No, just having tobacco at home isn't trafficking—unless you’re secretly running a tobacco black market.
Can I steal my neighbour's Wi-Fi?
No. Free internet is nice; stealing it is still stealing with extra router lights.